By Brookshire McDonald

From the CO-VID we want
To stay away.
So we’ll schedule a tele-visit
When you call today.
Listen carefully as our menu
Is not the same.
You may wait until the end
To leave birthdate and name.
Press “1” if pregnant
You might be.
Hit “2” if it’s a rash
You do see.
“3” is or an itch
That bothers you.
Punch “4” if——
Well you don’t have a clue.
The next visit we have
Is three months from now;
So we hope you’ll feel better
Somehow!
You’ll go to a place
Where you can spread out.
Isn’t this what the visit
Is all about?
The dining room table
Is a great place.
You can lie there
And not even show your face!